You haven't fucked in a while, and neither have I. We're about to have sex, it looks like 😏

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

You fuck great! But don't tell my dad that I checked it out for myself

If he fucks me, I'll wiggle my ass and I don't have to pay rent 😌

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

Why'd you come in me, bro? I just wanted to learn how to suck

You want to cum inside, go ahead But make it an anal creampie

Girls, don't argue! I've got one cock for your three asses - I'll fuck every one of them

What a worthy fucker - cums three times over 💦

Yes, it's nice to fuck her - you can see for yourself how beautiful she is

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

My ex is using me to fuck her to orgasm - the nerve!

Tits out 👀 Is it okay that your man is lying behind you?

Look, I'm the only one who can do that. I fuck one and lick the other between the legs

A guy's friend is propositioning me for sex. I'll give it to him, but I don't cheat

I didn't know my friend fucked me to orgasm. I would've given it to him a long time ago

I'm not cheating, I'm dating my roommate! It's not my fault he has a penis

I accidentally impregnated my wife's sister

- I dreamt I was sitting on your face. - So let's do it 😏

Anybody wants to have a baby with me, right? So I'm gonna hit that Russian girl

She sleeps next to me and she's not wearing pants, I'm gonna stick my dick in my mom's body

You stole my underwear 😳 How about admitting you want to fuck me?